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Meet Scotland’s fleet of well-named gritters

By Tom Gibson | December 11, 2023

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How many of these do you know and could you come up with any better?

Meet Scotland’s fleet of well-named gritters

Scotland’s gritters have a fun history of carrying puns as names. This was firstly done in conjunction with local schools but in 2020 the fleet has been named by the Scottish public.

When the appeal was frist issued to the public as a result of school closures during the Covid-19 pandemic, over 1,200 names were put forward.

Scottish icon Sir Sean Connery has a hand in five gritter names with some of his James Bond films being referenced; Dr Snow, Coldfinger, You Only Grit Ice, On Her Majesty’s Slippery Surface and TroonRaker.

Find the full list of gritter names below or you can contribute to the next naming appeal here.

Charles RennIce MackinSlush

Sleetwood Mac

Calvin Harr-Ice

Melter Skelter

Robert Brrrns

Tam o' Salter

Spreddie Van Halen

Sir Grits Hoy

Sweet Child O' Brine

Creedence Clear-Road Survival

She is a Melter!

Skid Vicious

You're a Blizzard, Harry

Lord Coldemort

Carrie Bradthaw

Grittin' On Wae It

Brinestone Ploughboy

Freeze Witherspoon

Chun-Ski: Street Gritter

Icesweeper Willie

Spray Charles

Grits You Thru

Yes Sir, Ice Can Boogie

Buzz Iceclear

Betty White-Out

Snowey Tribbiani

Sir David Attenbrrrrrr

Jack Jarv-Ice Esq. & Victor McSprayed

Gritney Spears

Snowing Me, Snowing You

Let us know if you can do any better below!

You can also track them on the gritter tracker.

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